Unless I ever actually write a book, my official signings are pretty few and far between, an occasional scribble on a magazine article or contribution to an anthology or something. But I have done it!

Here I am with Charlie Huston and Megan Abbott in December 2007 at The Mystery Bookstore in Los Angeles, signing copies of A Hell of a Woman, the "anthology of female noir" that Meg edited.

But if I ever do complete a whole book, with my name on the cover and everything, I will certainly list the signings here.

No, honest...